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Diane Demorney
Bazinga!
Joined: 11 Apr 2006
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Location: Calgary
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 Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:30 pm Post subject: Diane Demorney's platform |
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I don't have one. To make one sounds too much like work. Vote for me.
However, I do promise to bring up the X-Files and Mulder in any and all situations. And kitties. Lots and lots of kitties. Oh, and beer.
Maybe I shouldn't campaign anymore. I'm really really bad at this. heee. poo!
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Cartman
Beyond cuddly
Joined: 11 Apr 2006
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Location: OMG! They killed Jason Kenney!
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| Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Diane, please be more precise with your beer platform. Beer for all, beer for none? Beer enmasse? |
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Diane Demorney
Bazinga!
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re: beer. My feeling is, if people start fighting, they must send me beer. That will shut them up. Cause I like the expensive stuff. None of that Coors lite shit. So, basically, my platform re: beer, is beer for me. Everyone else can fend for themselves.
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The Evil Twin
Stoned Immaculate
Joined: 11 Apr 2006
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Location: Toronto
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| Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Diane, please be more precise with your beer platform. Beer for all, beer for none? Beer enmasse?
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And POT...pot for everone...well at least some for me and you've just got another supporter.  And oh yeah, throw in some coke and I'm sure I can get my good friends Andre Boisclair and Marion Barry to support your candidacy as well. 
And Cartman...that goes for your candidacy as well....throw us a bit of your product as well and I'll say:
MAY THE BEST BUD WIN!!!! [b] |
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Cartman
Beyond cuddly
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Location: OMG! They killed Jason Kenney!
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I am totally gonna ship you a case of Coors...the real American stuff with .0002% alcohol! Ha ha!
Now that's what I call negative campaigning. |
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Diane Demorney
Bazinga!
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Location: Calgary
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Wouldn't it be cheaper just to bring it over? Just sayin'
Oh, Oh! I forgot to mention I have a gazebo in my backyard now!
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alisea
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Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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So the gazebo is attached to the platform? I just hope it's all from FSC-certified lumber.
I'll see the beer, and raise you a single malt. Mortlach do? |
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Diane Demorney
Bazinga!
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Location: Calgary
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| Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| alisea wrote: | So the gazebo is attached to the platform? I just hope it's all from FSC-certified lumber.
I'll see the beer, and raise you a single malt. Mortlach do? |
The gazebo is one of those portable ones, made out of metal and canvas/netting. However, in a sense, it is attached to my platform. That is where I plan to drink the beer this fine summer.
I will drink almost any kind of beer. Except lite. or Coors. My preference, at this moment is for Grasshopper.
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elmateo
sleepy.
Joined: 19 Apr 2006
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Location: socialist corner, ottawa
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You are driving an RV as a campaign bus?
thats pretty lavesh don't you think? Or are you a gypsy! (Britain fights back)
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Debra
Conformity obstructs progress
Joined: 11 Apr 2006
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Location: ON
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Hmm sitting out in the backyard drinking grasshopper 
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| Quote: | | And POT...pot for everone. |
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