Some collaborative limericks from enMasse:
There once was a man who made towels,
And had very active bowels.
With a fart just like thunder
And an ass torn asunder
He fixed up his rectum with dowels
— Norse of 60, skeptikool
A knight from King Arthur’s court
One morning failed to report
He and the king’s daughter
Missed out on the slaughter
When to the […]